Monday, August 25, 2003
Stickdeath
This just in! www.stickdeath.com is wreaking havoc in the homes of seemingly innocent youths!
(Any votes on your favorite stickdeath clip? Mine is in for the original hunter)
Thank God for people like Rob Lewis, he spends his fore-pubescent years killing off stick men in varying ways. A laugh, yes. The wrong lesson? No.
Spare me your favoritism of censorship, the internet allows the best judgement of people to be brought out, it's truly a shame when people use this tool in all the wrong ways. Leave your anger and unhappiness at my front door, surely I do not need it in my repainted bathroom. (We all know what anger does to a fresh coat of primer!). The fact of the matter is that kids have access to it all, porn, prostitution, drugs, alcohol, you name it you can get a hold of it. Locking them up at home is no longer an option, it's a stereotype, and a vastly used one too. When my parents were younger, as I'm sure all ours were at one point or another, they spent their summers running about with their friends, (dare I speak it...) UNSUPERVISED! The only point when their parents would see them would be for brief periods at the breakfast table before running out the door for work, and possibly later at night. Oh, and let's not forgot days that it rained.
Yes, gasp all you want now parents of varying backgrounds, but the reality of our new century gives the green light to the oppresion of your kids. Monitor their internet use, bug their phones, get the number of where they'll be, smell their breath after a late night, pull them over for a check-stop here and there.. But most importantly, steal from them their personal space.
After all, who needs to breathe anyways?
(Any votes on your favorite stickdeath clip? Mine is in for the original hunter)
Thank God for people like Rob Lewis, he spends his fore-pubescent years killing off stick men in varying ways. A laugh, yes. The wrong lesson? No.
Spare me your favoritism of censorship, the internet allows the best judgement of people to be brought out, it's truly a shame when people use this tool in all the wrong ways. Leave your anger and unhappiness at my front door, surely I do not need it in my repainted bathroom. (We all know what anger does to a fresh coat of primer!). The fact of the matter is that kids have access to it all, porn, prostitution, drugs, alcohol, you name it you can get a hold of it. Locking them up at home is no longer an option, it's a stereotype, and a vastly used one too. When my parents were younger, as I'm sure all ours were at one point or another, they spent their summers running about with their friends, (dare I speak it...) UNSUPERVISED! The only point when their parents would see them would be for brief periods at the breakfast table before running out the door for work, and possibly later at night. Oh, and let's not forgot days that it rained.
Yes, gasp all you want now parents of varying backgrounds, but the reality of our new century gives the green light to the oppresion of your kids. Monitor their internet use, bug their phones, get the number of where they'll be, smell their breath after a late night, pull them over for a check-stop here and there.. But most importantly, steal from them their personal space.
After all, who needs to breathe anyways?
