Friday, January 30, 2004
Captain Crap
I regret knowing that my (former) friend is playing Captain Claw.
a cruce salus says:
barret did you know that ur tasteless?
a cruce salus says:
like rice pudding
robot food says:
lol
a cruce salus says:
i regret ever trying you
robot food says:
lol
robot food says:
well im gonna play some captain claw
a cruce salus says:
no, youre not
robot food says:
yeah i am
robot food says:
i love that game
a cruce salus says:
no, you're not
a cruce salus says:
its like 1992 man
robot food says:
i know
a cruce salus says:
well no
robot food says:
actually 95
a cruce salus says:
its so generic
robot food says:
i know its hard though
robot food says:
im gonna beat it too
a cruce salus says:
good luck in your fantasy world
It is possibly the worst game ever written for the PC. Now, if I remember correctly it was not nearly as cool as Rambo on Genesis or Command & Conquer (yes the original) on PC. But Rambo had it's flaws too : his partner never got the fire arrows. Yes, believe it or not, there are even injustices in the video game world.
What happened to the classic first person shooter where everything blew up and nobody could live past the second level?
What happened to the days of parents needing to censor games because of an atrocious amount of gore, violence and sexual content?
What happened to the homegrown US of A gaming titles that gamers and geeks alike (not actually the same sub-genre people, learn your losers) flocked to the shelves of the nearest Wal-Mart to reserve three years in advance to receive the promotional poster. Where, in fine print, it would clearly state that the poster was no bigger than the pornos their moms found in their pleather wallets earlier that day. I miss the good old days, where a first person shooter taught the values of the hard earned dollar and how to narrowly avoid everything life could possibly (and unpossibly) throw your way.
Also, I'd appreciate some credit for the clever and witty title.
I'm all man.
a cruce salus says:
barret did you know that ur tasteless?
a cruce salus says:
like rice pudding
robot food says:
lol
a cruce salus says:
i regret ever trying you
robot food says:
lol
robot food says:
well im gonna play some captain claw
a cruce salus says:
no, youre not
robot food says:
yeah i am
robot food says:
i love that game
a cruce salus says:
no, you're not
a cruce salus says:
its like 1992 man
robot food says:
i know
a cruce salus says:
well no
robot food says:
actually 95
a cruce salus says:
its so generic
robot food says:
i know its hard though
robot food says:
im gonna beat it too
a cruce salus says:
good luck in your fantasy world
It is possibly the worst game ever written for the PC. Now, if I remember correctly it was not nearly as cool as Rambo on Genesis or Command & Conquer (yes the original) on PC. But Rambo had it's flaws too : his partner never got the fire arrows. Yes, believe it or not, there are even injustices in the video game world.
What happened to the classic first person shooter where everything blew up and nobody could live past the second level?
What happened to the days of parents needing to censor games because of an atrocious amount of gore, violence and sexual content?
What happened to the homegrown US of A gaming titles that gamers and geeks alike (not actually the same sub-genre people, learn your losers) flocked to the shelves of the nearest Wal-Mart to reserve three years in advance to receive the promotional poster. Where, in fine print, it would clearly state that the poster was no bigger than the pornos their moms found in their pleather wallets earlier that day. I miss the good old days, where a first person shooter taught the values of the hard earned dollar and how to narrowly avoid everything life could possibly (and unpossibly) throw your way.
Also, I'd appreciate some credit for the clever and witty title.
I'm all man.
