Politics of the Business

So I went through some old conversations over the past few days, most of it was redundant, but in the end i assembled these archives. Whilst going through this i found it necessary to --- some of the names here and there. Don't bitch if you know it's you because if you do you can bet your dumb ass that I'll be posting it.

Here are some of the strange, ridiculous, and most certainly, sexual things that are said over mess conversations.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
i have a tendency to put things off
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
i just finished my report on "la cavernale"
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
shittiest book ive ever read
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
i shit on the paper

Comments : Kudos to the Incredible Bulk for gaining the famed first spot. Start commenting here bud, or do we not bash you theory on cold fusion enough? I mean, it is a great theory, but did it have to be 441 pages long?

i once dabbled in pacifism, not in nam of course says:
he does have a penis you know
----- says:
i hadnt realized..
i once dabbled in pacifism, not in nam of course says:
i think ***** sucked it
----- says:
I see
----- says:
was that an attempt to change the conversation?

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
well i decided to waste a bit more of my life earlier and got a score of 104 helis on heli attack 2
If you lived here you'd be dead by now!-cemetary says:
meanwhile i was on a date...having a life....

the Barret Mcnally bluegrass experience says:
listen this leon does he have what we are looking for
CrazyJake says:
yeah
the Barret Mcnally bluegrass experience says:
crystal meth????
The One says:
AIDS?
CrazyJake says:
yeah he says he can get that
The One says:
A.I.D.S too?
CrazyJake says:
He says yeah
the Barret Mcnally bluegrass experience says:
we need xstacy
the Barret Mcnally bluegrass experience says:
and shome magic mushrooms for good measure
CrazyJake says:
Hes says he can get it im not sure if he can
The One says:
well ask him when he can drop it off
The One says:
how bout the harbor, cause we need a boat load of coke

Comments : This is part of the famed "drug conversation" between 'the One' (our made up "cyber-gang") and everybody's favorite "garran_25" aka some young kid in the states.

------ says:
yea i went to a movie
------ says:
so now i can break it off
------ says:
rigght?

A-Much-Better-Tomorrow says:
you need to leave something to the imagination
Look at him, he runs like a welshman, look at him doesnt he run like a welshman says:
theres everything
Look at him, he runs like a welshman, look at him doesnt he run like a welshman says:
u just dont see it
Look at him, he runs like a welshman, look at him doesnt he run like a welshman says:
cause u got no imagination
Look at him, he runs like a welshman, look at him doesnt he run like a welshman says:
but ur right
Look at him, he runs like a welshman, look at him doesnt he run like a welshman says:
it will get boring so fast my hat will spin

Comments : This one really should have been filed under the oximoron category seen below, yet isn't it amusing nonetheless, or is the don having trouble sleeping at night?

happy now Matt??? says:
o cool! Ag, my auntie just became an RCMP
If you lived here you'd be dead by now!-cemetary says:
my aunt kiled a baby
happy now Matt??? says:
wtf

Did U Know That LMNOP Isn't One Letter It's Like Seven Or Ten says:
k best name ever
----- says:
who mine??
Did U Know That LMNOP Isn't One Letter It's Like Seven Or Ten says:
no mine just look at it
----- says:
???
----- says:
its 5

Comments : True kudos.



Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
did you weigh yourdelf here?
If you lived here you'd be dead by now!-cemetary says:
yea i always do that at peoples houses
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
don't worry man
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
it only varies by a couple pounds
If you lived here you'd be dead by now!-cemetary says:
i also went through your personal items and medicine
If you lived here you'd be dead by now!-cemetary says:
and jerked in your shampoo

Comments : I wonder if there's a long lost herbal essence commercial with O'Quickly starring. Or maybe I'm just thinking of his amateur hard core romp aka video project in grade 6!


Well, I thought it was long enough to end it here.
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