Monday, February 23, 2004
A tribute to Oxy-Morons
(Not to be confused with Oxy-gen, and Oxy-gin, the poor man's air).
The following are a list of oxymorons uncovered with King Touthankhamon's body. (Or however it's spelt). Yes, I understand that most of these need to be read twice before they're understood. But you've just got to take into consideration that this blog is voot-vv-voot-voo out there...
- Oprah's book club member/Equal opportunity lover
- Technical engineer/Capitalist
- Carnie/Member of society
- Pornstar/Bearded lady
- Martial law practioner/love machine
- Shrill female attornist/success
- Veagan/N.R.A member
- Inbred/Governor of Georgia
- Regis Philbin/Not washed up
- Ultimate Fighting Cup champion/Tupperware party hostess
And now, a tribute to some of the best names ever.
- Gumby
- Jethro Tull
- Gino Marc Tull
- PETA
- Monday Monkey
- Rock Manana
- the Duck Tank
- the Heated Pillow
- Friday
- Run R.C.M.P (Run Spock Run)
and finally, Bay of the Devastation.
The following are a list of oxymorons uncovered with King Touthankhamon's body. (Or however it's spelt). Yes, I understand that most of these need to be read twice before they're understood. But you've just got to take into consideration that this blog is voot-vv-voot-voo out there...
- Oprah's book club member/Equal opportunity lover
- Technical engineer/Capitalist
- Carnie/Member of society
- Pornstar/Bearded lady
- Martial law practioner/love machine
- Shrill female attornist/success
- Veagan/N.R.A member
- Inbred/Governor of Georgia
- Regis Philbin/Not washed up
- Ultimate Fighting Cup champion/Tupperware party hostess
And now, a tribute to some of the best names ever.
- Gumby
- Jethro Tull
- Gino Marc Tull
- PETA
- Monday Monkey
- Rock Manana
- the Duck Tank
- the Heated Pillow
- Friday
- Run R.C.M.P (Run Spock Run)
and finally, Bay of the Devastation.
