Wednesday, March 31, 2004
The Passion of the Rhodan
So earlier today we planned on going biking. Aidan, who was included in the plans purely out of the goodness of my heart, called and informed me that, "I can't go biking on snow". What he really meant was that, "My dad already made plans for me".
It all happened like this: Carr called Aidan after I talked with him and here is the conversation:
Little sister:Hello!
Carr: Hi, may I speak to Aidan please?
Little sister:Ok jus a second please!
1 minute later
Aidan: Whhhuut?
Carr:Hey it's Carr!
Aidan:Huuhh?
Carr:Hey man we're you sleeping, are you awake here?
Aidan:Say what.. uhh? huh?
Carr: (loudly and as clear as possible) Hello, Aidan. This is Bren-dan. Matt and I were thinking of go-ing bi-king once the snow melts.
Aidan:Oh uhh uhmm, yeah actually, uh hmm, yeah well my parents actually made plans for me.. yeah uh. yeah.
Carr:What kinda plans, man?
Aidan:Uhh we're going to see a movie. uh yeah.
Carr:What movie? (suppressing laughter)
Aidan:uhmm Passion of the Christ..
Carr:Burst of laughter. Duration = 2 minutes.
Carr called me moments after calling Aidan. I knew this because he burst out laughing as soon as I answered the phone. Clearly a conversation with Aidan had just taken place.
So then Aidan calls me at home and is like, "Yeah so I can't get a hold of my dad at work." Not knowing what he was talking about I just played along by asking "Yeah, so what are you doing today?" His reply was:
"Oh, I don't know"
Gee bud, are you sure you're not going over to westmall 8 to swap saliva with pappi? 'Cause in my opinion, movie theatre popcorn, some "pork" product wrapped in a bun and you're daddy's tongue down your throat is an unbeatable combination.
Sounds "A".
In order to wrap things up... we're going to start featuring a column where we review the movies Aidan sees with pappi. Since we're very, very far behind and have a lot of catching up to do, let's take a gander at the list we've been assembling since late September.
-Monkeybone
-MVP 2
-Kandahar
-Some soft core porn they rented from Roger's Video that I can't remember the name of but rather remember Aidan slobbering all over his chops whilst reminiscing about that night.
-Home on the range
-50 First Dates
-Open Range
And most recently, Hidalgo.
It all happened like this: Carr called Aidan after I talked with him and here is the conversation:
Little sister:Hello!
Carr: Hi, may I speak to Aidan please?
Little sister:Ok jus a second please!
1 minute later
Aidan: Whhhuut?
Carr:Hey it's Carr!
Aidan:Huuhh?
Carr:Hey man we're you sleeping, are you awake here?
Aidan:Say what.. uhh? huh?
Carr: (loudly and as clear as possible) Hello, Aidan. This is Bren-dan. Matt and I were thinking of go-ing bi-king once the snow melts.
Aidan:Oh uhh uhmm, yeah actually, uh hmm, yeah well my parents actually made plans for me.. yeah uh. yeah.
Carr:What kinda plans, man?
Aidan:Uhh we're going to see a movie. uh yeah.
Carr:What movie? (suppressing laughter)
Aidan:uhmm Passion of the Christ..
Carr:Burst of laughter. Duration = 2 minutes.
Carr called me moments after calling Aidan. I knew this because he burst out laughing as soon as I answered the phone. Clearly a conversation with Aidan had just taken place.
So then Aidan calls me at home and is like, "Yeah so I can't get a hold of my dad at work." Not knowing what he was talking about I just played along by asking "Yeah, so what are you doing today?" His reply was:
"Oh, I don't know"
Gee bud, are you sure you're not going over to westmall 8 to swap saliva with pappi? 'Cause in my opinion, movie theatre popcorn, some "pork" product wrapped in a bun and you're daddy's tongue down your throat is an unbeatable combination.
Sounds "A".
In order to wrap things up... we're going to start featuring a column where we review the movies Aidan sees with pappi. Since we're very, very far behind and have a lot of catching up to do, let's take a gander at the list we've been assembling since late September.
-Monkeybone
-MVP 2
-Kandahar
-Some soft core porn they rented from Roger's Video that I can't remember the name of but rather remember Aidan slobbering all over his chops whilst reminiscing about that night.
-Home on the range
-50 First Dates
-Open Range
And most recently, Hidalgo.
