Thursday, March 18, 2004
You Matter
Here is the first part of our new dictionary of schoolyard slang.
We hope to see it on bookshelves across Albania or some Balkan country by Easter.
Enjoy.
cocnut - n : The smell and sensation after having jizzed into a condom.
fuckin "A" - adj. : A congratulatory phrase, representing happiness. Very versatile phrase. ie. "'So I porked a chick last night.' 'Fuckin' A'."
props - n : The compliment given when something/someone deserves recognition. ie. "Props to Carr for having a show on East German TV".
pork - v. : To fuck, thrust, penetrate, etc.
jib - v. : riding a rail
(that's) money - ph. : When an action or happening has taken place and deserves to be accredited due to the prosperity resulting from
bait - v. : The action of setting a chump up for a burn. ie. "I baited the Bulk so that he was nearly in tears by the end of 2nd period".
chump - n. : Somebody who's easily pushed over. Oftentimes, the suffix "change" is added when describing a girl.
call 'em black, see - ph. : Self-explanatory, no definition needed.
We hope to see it on bookshelves across Albania or some Balkan country by Easter.
Enjoy.
cocnut - n : The smell and sensation after having jizzed into a condom.
fuckin "A" - adj. : A congratulatory phrase, representing happiness. Very versatile phrase. ie. "'So I porked a chick last night.' 'Fuckin' A'."
props - n : The compliment given when something/someone deserves recognition. ie. "Props to Carr for having a show on East German TV".
pork - v. : To fuck, thrust, penetrate, etc.
jib - v. : riding a rail
(that's) money - ph. : When an action or happening has taken place and deserves to be accredited due to the prosperity resulting from
bait - v. : The action of setting a chump up for a burn. ie. "I baited the Bulk so that he was nearly in tears by the end of 2nd period".
chump - n. : Somebody who's easily pushed over. Oftentimes, the suffix "change" is added when describing a girl.
call 'em black, see - ph. : Self-explanatory, no definition needed.
