Friday, May 14, 2004
Sunny sunny Sunnyvale.
It's official.
There is only one good show on TV. We're living in Canada so therefore I think TV should kick ass. Believe me, if TV were as good as Dog On Mars (which, by the way, is now banned at our school because we've played it so damn much because it's so godamn kick ass) we would all stay up all night shitting our pants just waiting for the next show to come on.
Instead, we have to listen to some menopausal grandmother rattle on about contraception, whereas we could change the channel over to some Sunday Night Heat, in order to watch two "characters" (characters?) "wrestle" (wrestle?) in a "ring" (ring?). Wait, scratch that. Otherwise, sure you say, sure we COULD watch CNN and hear about how Iraqis are being decapitated in Iraq. Yet, for some strange reason, I took down my american military "love the draft" banner from my apartment balcony. (No, don't worry, the Confederacy flag stills stands tall).
Regardless, the one good show that I mentioned earlier is, of course, Canadian Cult Classic, "Trailer Park Boys".
Reasons why this is the greatest show in the universe:
1) Julien drinks swish.
2) Mr. Leighey might as well be Jesus.
3) Conky.
4) The show proves everyones greatest fear - Any asshole can show up in your neighborhood and dub themselves "King of the Park".
Because Trailer Park Boys is such a good show, it's rapidly becoming a cult classic. This is good, because if you morons haven't made the connection yet, Canada needs more cult classics. Oh and one more thing! For those of you who don't think this show was crafted by God himself, it's best that you remind yourself of one thing - No one can can prove they own a wrestling ring made out of old mattresses and real turnbuckles. If you can prove me wrong, then maybe I'll agree with you. (But you'll also need to own a sock puppet named Conky who tells you what to do).
In news, we haven't been neglecting the site lately, it's simply that I've been too caught up watching The Green Bastard rock ass in the ring. That and I fear anything posted will only result in another earthquake of retarded comments.
There is only one good show on TV. We're living in Canada so therefore I think TV should kick ass. Believe me, if TV were as good as Dog On Mars (which, by the way, is now banned at our school because we've played it so damn much because it's so godamn kick ass) we would all stay up all night shitting our pants just waiting for the next show to come on.
Instead, we have to listen to some menopausal grandmother rattle on about contraception, whereas we could change the channel over to some Sunday Night Heat, in order to watch two "characters" (characters?) "wrestle" (wrestle?) in a "ring" (ring?). Wait, scratch that. Otherwise, sure you say, sure we COULD watch CNN and hear about how Iraqis are being decapitated in Iraq. Yet, for some strange reason, I took down my american military "love the draft" banner from my apartment balcony. (No, don't worry, the Confederacy flag stills stands tall).
Regardless, the one good show that I mentioned earlier is, of course, Canadian Cult Classic, "Trailer Park Boys".
Reasons why this is the greatest show in the universe:
1) Julien drinks swish.
2) Mr. Leighey might as well be Jesus.
3) Conky.
4) The show proves everyones greatest fear - Any asshole can show up in your neighborhood and dub themselves "King of the Park".
Because Trailer Park Boys is such a good show, it's rapidly becoming a cult classic. This is good, because if you morons haven't made the connection yet, Canada needs more cult classics. Oh and one more thing! For those of you who don't think this show was crafted by God himself, it's best that you remind yourself of one thing - No one can can prove they own a wrestling ring made out of old mattresses and real turnbuckles. If you can prove me wrong, then maybe I'll agree with you. (But you'll also need to own a sock puppet named Conky who tells you what to do).
In news, we haven't been neglecting the site lately, it's simply that I've been too caught up watching The Green Bastard rock ass in the ring. That and I fear anything posted will only result in another earthquake of retarded comments.
