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Thursday, June 10, 2004

Genius Unparraled 

This is a News Blog, which really means I just add things that may amuse some people, but hopefully just offend everyone.

(Oh for those of you who are new here, the * means random change of topic. Bear with me).

Thanks for stopping by!

*Some garbage that happens online during the course of my day. And by garbage I mean once in a LIFETIME event!

INSTANT REPLAY says:
be that way Matthew ___ CARTER
INSTANT REPLAY says:
whats your middle name?
it's the true enliven with a youthful vengeance says:
christopher david
INSTANT REPLAY says:
no way.
INSTANT REPLAY says:
thats MY middle name
INSTANT REPLAY says:
lol

On the same subject,

it's the true enliven with a youthful vengeance says:
lol quite the debate
INSTANT REPLAY says:
?
INSTANT REPLAY says:
quite*?
INSTANT REPLAY says:
who cant spell now!?!?!?
INSTANT REPLAY says:
ooo DISS.
it's the true enliven with a youthful vengeance says:
uhh wat?
it's the true enliven with a youthful vengeance says:
it's the true enliven with a youthful vengeance says:
lol quite the debate

INSTANT REPLAY says:
OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo
INSTANT REPLAY says:
hahahahahahahhahahahaha
INSTANT REPLAY says:
im sooo dumb matthew

*Overwhelming support just keeps pouring in for Dog on Mars.

The tabloids are ecstatic! Just look at these headlines!
"Dog reaches lonely planet; Japanese web developers jovial"
"'The earth must!' - Teens celebrate 2 months of DOM"

Support also finds it's way through a chat.

Sammy.....stupid can, why do u have to be so sharp? says:
shit this game sux soooo bad u have to like jump over these holes, u guys get amused soooo easily

(Sam, in response to the recent overwhelming support for DOM).

Sammy.....stupid can, why do u have to be so sharp? says:
lol im not actually going to bed, it was just a thought
j'emmènes la caisse de bière, emmener la mescaline says:
hahahah thot so!
j'emmènes la caisse de bière, emmener la mescaline says:
DOM is too good for ya huh
j'emmènes la caisse de bière, emmener la mescaline says:
going back for more?
j'emmènes la caisse de bière, emmener la mescaline says:
that poor dog just wants to return to his spatial ship
j'emmènes la caisse de bière, emmener la mescaline says:
he must!
Sammy.....stupid can, why do u have to be so sharp? says:
never will i ever go back for more, i think i had a seizure just playing it that first time

And the hits just keep rolling in. By the way, the Dog on Mars unofficial theme is now available, kudos to Jesse "Christ Punchin'" Hicks for supplying us with the video. Interested? Give me/him/the CPs a holler online.

*Here's where I thought I'd let you lucky readers in on a little glimpse of the future of rap. Aidan "pissed-in-paint-jar-at-school" J.-H. who, for some reason decided to pee in a paint jar at school is hoping to land a major label record contract with this beat-ya-down-ha'd linear lina' : "We be in tha' hood, listenin' to that woord, holla, holla... good". ('Word' is pronounced 'Wood' in order to accomodate the rhyme scheme). What can I say? It's gold my friend, gold.

*it's the true enliven with a youthful vengeance says:
dyou know wat i was thinking about?
-Everytime I try to fly-I fall without my wings- says:
what?
it's the true enliven with a youthful vengeance says:
when i was younger, ppl were always like "a dog's mouth is clearner than a human's
-Everytime I try to fly-I fall without my wings-says:
dogs eat shit though
-Everytime I try to fly-I fall without my wings- :
humans usually dont

OooooOH. Well. No Comment. (Jeff, I'm looking in you're direction).

*Finally, the politics quote of the day comes straight off the verbatim, from around 60 (give or take) years ago.
(Not quite sure who Ebenezer Elliott is, but he seems to be quite the neutral Brit).
-What is a Communist? One who hath yearnings for equal division of unequal earnings. Idler or bungler, or both, he is willing To fork out his copper and pocket a shilling.
Ebenezer Elliott

And to all a Goodnight.

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