Saturday, July 17, 2004
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Saddam
Ahh, Saddam Hussein, the name of that restrained, happy go-lucky dictator. A man who successfully invaded Kuwait and then a few years later, threw a war, and had everybody come.
Saddam by the numbers.
1 - Number of dad's George Dubya has, and 1, the number of them that Saddam tried to kill.
3 - Number of Saddam's brothers. Uday, Husay and Micheal.
1 - Number of times Saddam was willing to "negotiate".
1 - Number of attempted assasination plots Saddam has been linked to.
6 - Number of letters in the name of the town Saddam was born. Tikrit.
203560032 - Number of hours it took the American military to find, capture and spank Saddam.
2 1/2 - Number of lollipops found in the hole Saddam was hiding in.
3 - Number of vaginal syringes found in the hole Saddam was hiding in.
1014 - Number of coalition deaths since the war in Iraq was launched. 894 Americans, 60 Britons, 6 Bulgarians, 1 Dane, 1 Dutch, 1 Estonian, 1 Hungarian, 19 Italians, 1 Latvian, 6 Poles, 1 Salvadoran, 3 Slovaks, 11 Spaniards, 2 Thai and 7 Ukrainians. (As of July 15, 2004. Source : CNN SPECIALS. If you'd like to see happy little thumbnails of the pictures of the men and women who have died - visit CNN).
5394 - Number of reported American soldiers wounded since the war began. (Source: the Pentagon, who do not report the number of non-hostile wounded).
4 1/8 - Total number of barrels of oil the American military has stolen from rich, fruitful Iraqi oilpatches.
2 - Number of happy smiles Saddam offered to his capters upon being dragged out of his hole of hiding.
1 - Number of quotes Saddam has etched into history, "I am Saddam Hussein, President of Iraq, I am willing to negotiate".
0 - Number of Weapons of Mass Destruction Saddam had during his rule.
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Saddam by the numbers.
1 - Number of dad's George Dubya has, and 1, the number of them that Saddam tried to kill.
3 - Number of Saddam's brothers. Uday, Husay and Micheal.
1 - Number of times Saddam was willing to "negotiate".
1 - Number of attempted assasination plots Saddam has been linked to.
6 - Number of letters in the name of the town Saddam was born. Tikrit.
203560032 - Number of hours it took the American military to find, capture and spank Saddam.
2 1/2 - Number of lollipops found in the hole Saddam was hiding in.
3 - Number of vaginal syringes found in the hole Saddam was hiding in.
1014 - Number of coalition deaths since the war in Iraq was launched. 894 Americans, 60 Britons, 6 Bulgarians, 1 Dane, 1 Dutch, 1 Estonian, 1 Hungarian, 19 Italians, 1 Latvian, 6 Poles, 1 Salvadoran, 3 Slovaks, 11 Spaniards, 2 Thai and 7 Ukrainians. (As of July 15, 2004. Source : CNN SPECIALS. If you'd like to see happy little thumbnails of the pictures of the men and women who have died - visit CNN).
5394 - Number of reported American soldiers wounded since the war began. (Source: the Pentagon, who do not report the number of non-hostile wounded).
4 1/8 - Total number of barrels of oil the American military has stolen from rich, fruitful Iraqi oilpatches.
2 - Number of happy smiles Saddam offered to his capters upon being dragged out of his hole of hiding.
1 - Number of quotes Saddam has etched into history, "I am Saddam Hussein, President of Iraq, I am willing to negotiate".
0 - Number of Weapons of Mass Destruction Saddam had during his rule.
In more important news, here's what O'Carreigh had to say about mansbf.com, our latest, gem of the web.
"Theres lots of gangs at my school. One gang wanted me because of my bowstaff skills." Napoleon Dynamite says:
Pet Products
Man's Best Friend carries a full line of pet foods and supplies for your furry friend. We carry training equipment, dog foods, dog supplies, grooming supplies, dog toys and much more.
"Theres lots of gangs at my school. One gang wanted me because of my bowstaff skills." Napoleon Dynamite says:
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