Saturday, July 03, 2004
Slangicus Maximus
Here is another excerpt from the dictionary of schoolyard slang I have been compiling. And since it deals with slang, I do believe it proves amusing. Enjoy!
Afterdrunk - n.: The state of having drank the night before, experienced being drunk, and then somewhere in between sleeping, drinking water, choking down a perogy and throwing up, the room starts to spin, and you feel all the sensations of originally being drunk. (Minus out that wrench in your stomach and you could actually feel good about it).
Kelp - n.: Any girl that owns popular assets and a 'good mind'. Kelp is a term that encompasses one's physical features to include how they act, how they think, etc. Term derived from the word 'Kempt'. See definition below.
(a piece of) Skin - n.: A girl who will put out regardless.
Choking down a perogy - v.: The act of trying to eat a piece of food while you're drunk or hungover, in order to feel better in the morning. Can result in undesirable pain, but will also permit something to be thrown up, as opposed to a wonderful dry heave.
Kempt - n.: A pretty girl, one possessing many, if not all, of the desirable assets. Kempt is a term that only defines one's physical features.
Tough guy, eh? - ph.: Dibby's favorite phrase when he feels tempted to start an argument. Ie. "Greece is gonna take it on Sunday." "Tough guy, eh?"
Maximus - adj.: Added to any word that has an immense feeling or connotation. Ie. This kickass blog.
133+ - n.: Literally meaning that nerd dialect that hackers use to communicate without letters. Ie. "He's a leet, let's ask what his favorite scripting engine is".
Dry heave - n. or v.: When, on an empty stomach, the alcohol in one's body tries to make a run for it, but due to the fact that it has been absorbed by the blood stream and nothing is in the stomach cavity, one's stomach simply wrenches and twists, resulting in a violent heaving of what little acid is left. Dry heaves are often found in successions, each more violent and painful then the last because nothing is coming through the throat.
(Go to) Work - ph.: Emphasizing 'work', a horny bastard would use this one to announce that he's going to put in some time and ca$h in order to bang a broad.
(To get away) Scotch-free - ph. 1. When one has been drinking and hasn't been caught by parents, guardians, the po-fleece, etc. 2. To be out of fight drinks. Ie. Whiskey and/or Scotch.
Red pussy - n.: 1. Literally, a guy who fucks regardless of condition. Ie. "He fucked her 'til she reddened like a godamn tomato". Whether it be during her period or after a first-go. 2. Red alcohol. Red sourpuss.
Broad - n.: Girl who owns proper assets and is willing to put them on display. Or already has. See: 1930's.
First-go - ph.: 1. The first attempt at baiting a girl. 2. The first time an attempt at sex/sexual activity is made, but due to faltering behaviour from the other party, and second-go must be executed.
(to) drop the kids off at the pool - ph.: syn.: Drop a deuce, build a chateau, lay down plans for a longhouse. 1. Taking a shit. 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool just in time for swimming lessons while you hotbox the car with a girl you met last night.
Step (or Steppin') to the AM - ph.: 1. To have a prior engagement in the morning, stated the night before. 2. Literally, 'I will do it in the morning'.
(to do) The 3 s's - ph.: 1. to Shit, Shower, Shave. 2. Or infront of parents: To shower, shave, celebrate shomer shabbis.
(How do you like your) Meat (?) - ph.: Question determining in what quantity one's meat should be made readily available when a questionably good-looking broad is spotted. Ie. "How do you like your meat?" "Mashed up and tossed into a bucket!" "Heyy-oh!"
If anyone's interested in a huge laugh, look no further, for the gems of the archives are aplenty.
Here's what I found laying about while I re-read our classic bout with <The Lair of Confusion
From the comments on the article entitled, "Oh bud you in over your head!"
Fuck you all
The Incredible Bulk | 03.06.04 - 6:42 pm | #
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OH the GEMS of the ARCHIVES!!
Matt | Email | Homepage | 06.13.04 - 12:01 am | #
Afterdrunk - n.: The state of having drank the night before, experienced being drunk, and then somewhere in between sleeping, drinking water, choking down a perogy and throwing up, the room starts to spin, and you feel all the sensations of originally being drunk. (Minus out that wrench in your stomach and you could actually feel good about it).
Kelp - n.: Any girl that owns popular assets and a 'good mind'. Kelp is a term that encompasses one's physical features to include how they act, how they think, etc. Term derived from the word 'Kempt'. See definition below.
(a piece of) Skin - n.: A girl who will put out regardless.
Choking down a perogy - v.: The act of trying to eat a piece of food while you're drunk or hungover, in order to feel better in the morning. Can result in undesirable pain, but will also permit something to be thrown up, as opposed to a wonderful dry heave.
Kempt - n.: A pretty girl, one possessing many, if not all, of the desirable assets. Kempt is a term that only defines one's physical features.
Tough guy, eh? - ph.: Dibby's favorite phrase when he feels tempted to start an argument. Ie. "Greece is gonna take it on Sunday." "Tough guy, eh?"
Maximus - adj.: Added to any word that has an immense feeling or connotation. Ie. This kickass blog.
133+ - n.: Literally meaning that nerd dialect that hackers use to communicate without letters. Ie. "He's a leet, let's ask what his favorite scripting engine is".
Dry heave - n. or v.: When, on an empty stomach, the alcohol in one's body tries to make a run for it, but due to the fact that it has been absorbed by the blood stream and nothing is in the stomach cavity, one's stomach simply wrenches and twists, resulting in a violent heaving of what little acid is left. Dry heaves are often found in successions, each more violent and painful then the last because nothing is coming through the throat.
(Go to) Work - ph.: Emphasizing 'work', a horny bastard would use this one to announce that he's going to put in some time and ca$h in order to bang a broad.
(To get away) Scotch-free - ph. 1. When one has been drinking and hasn't been caught by parents, guardians, the po-fleece, etc. 2. To be out of fight drinks. Ie. Whiskey and/or Scotch.
Red pussy - n.: 1. Literally, a guy who fucks regardless of condition. Ie. "He fucked her 'til she reddened like a godamn tomato". Whether it be during her period or after a first-go. 2. Red alcohol. Red sourpuss.
Broad - n.: Girl who owns proper assets and is willing to put them on display. Or already has. See: 1930's.
First-go - ph.: 1. The first attempt at baiting a girl. 2. The first time an attempt at sex/sexual activity is made, but due to faltering behaviour from the other party, and second-go must be executed.
(to) drop the kids off at the pool - ph.: syn.: Drop a deuce, build a chateau, lay down plans for a longhouse. 1. Taking a shit. 2. Dropping the kids off at the pool just in time for swimming lessons while you hotbox the car with a girl you met last night.
Step (or Steppin') to the AM - ph.: 1. To have a prior engagement in the morning, stated the night before. 2. Literally, 'I will do it in the morning'.
(to do) The 3 s's - ph.: 1. to Shit, Shower, Shave. 2. Or infront of parents: To shower, shave, celebrate shomer shabbis.
(How do you like your) Meat (?) - ph.: Question determining in what quantity one's meat should be made readily available when a questionably good-looking broad is spotted. Ie. "How do you like your meat?" "Mashed up and tossed into a bucket!" "Heyy-oh!"
If anyone's interested in a huge laugh, look no further, for the gems of the archives are aplenty.
Here's what I found laying about while I re-read our classic bout with <The Lair of Confusion
From the comments on the article entitled, "Oh bud you in over your head!"
Fuck you all
The Incredible Bulk | 03.06.04 - 6:42 pm | #
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
OH the GEMS of the ARCHIVES!!
Matt | Email | Homepage | 06.13.04 - 12:01 am | #
