Politics of the Business

Ever read 8 and 1/2 things you should do today in Ed?

Yeah me neither, but thanks for trying Sasano. Instead, politics of the business presents :

Some things you should probably get around to doing sometime within the next month, or something.

• Daylight savings time, you can thank Mr. Savings Time for that. (Not to be confused with the guy who's on the Monopoly board)
• "The Bible, part II", Meet the Author and Autograph signing, Chapters 114th street and 92nd ave, Saturday and Sunday, October 2nd and 3rd. 6:30-9:30pm. First 100 visitors receive free cactus!
• Determine if you're cool enough to have a category on your msn list titled "The Ownerz."
• Take a trip on the bus downtown while listening to well, the song... Downtown. (For affordable, economical, but not effective, public transit, I would recommend ETS - 27 different smells, and still addin'!)
• Learn a second language! Wait, no don't even think of doing that.
• Read a periodical, and then just skip to the classifieds and laugh at the personals. Here's a great one I found in the Sun:

Older female seeking young male body. Boy-toys preferred, but would settle for an underwear model. I am passionate about late-night douches, cold showers and wearing fury hats. My role-model is William Tell. If interested contact me at ###-####.

• Put down an even ten hundred on the 49ers.
• Videotape yourself shitting on someone's porch, and then drop the videotape off on O'carreigh Carr's porch.
• Take one last look at summer and smoke crack.
• Ask your parents if they have any snuff lying around from last time grandpa was here.
• Start saying things you don't understand like, "The names have been changed to protect the innocent", "I could care less" and "The Ostrich was never cool anyways".

And for those of you who are wondering when we take an unecessary stab at an unsuspecting victim.. well, look no further.

i want to be a seceret ninja says:
hey
drinkin' shitty liquor, talkin' like a city slicker, just a day in the life says:
hey
i want to be a seceret ninja says:
tyson and i might be building a wall ride today!!
drinkin' shitty liquor, talkin' like a city slicker, just a day in the life says:
awesome
i want to be a seceret ninja says:
yeah its going to be wicked
i want to be a seceret ninja says:
and if you can ride it to the top then you can get on the guys roof!
drinkin' shitty liquor, talkin' like a city slicker, just a day in the life says:
good idea!!
i want to be a seceret ninja says:
then you can drop off it
i want to be a seceret ninja says:
its gonna be so good
i want to be a seceret ninja says:
but i can only ride it when its dark
drinkin' shitty liquor, talkin' like a city slicker, just a day in the life says:
why?
i want to be a seceret ninja says:
cause im building it on my nabor's garge
drinkin' shitty liquor, talkin' like a city slicker, just a day in the life says:
oh LOL NABORS GARGE!

I took the liberty of sending this perfect example of fuckshit to everyone's favorite member of the Carr clan. Here is his reply:

I popped 'nabors garge' into the ol' idiot translator and it came out as "nabor": east indian males name, "garge": 1930's slang for the buttocks. Soo.. "riding nabors garge" could be something completely different than your interpretation...