Saturday, December 04, 2004
I went through those girls like toast!
What's the deal behind people not wearing underwear? You put it on, you change it daily. Is there something I'm missing? Clearly, considering I spent my summer,.. But wait!
This just in: Everyone's favorite failure fails again!
For having recently been caught for stealing DVD players from Superstore, the store where he worked, Aidan was given the death penalty early last week. This is a short tribute to a sleeping beauty.
As it has been mentioned in previous posts, there is a 'lexicon' on Aidan's fridge which is really just a bunch of made up words (a prediction of some sort of dog language really) that you're supposed to say when you want his dog Oscar to do something. In spite of recent, ahem, events, we thought it would be nice to collect, from memory, a list of the ones we remember.
"Grectum Vaidan" - Used for lonely nights alone with Oscar when the internet is unplugged.
"Injurbed" - For when Oscar's had enough and has to go to sleep.
"Recitum Lalphabet" - Oscar will recite the Alphabet
"Jackwards Recitum Lalphabet toudle rime!" Oscar will recite the Alphabet in double time. Backwards.
"Torthotropics!" Used to indicate to Aidan he needs to put in his orthotropics.
One of our favorite deceased's all-time, superbly amusing moments can be found here. Sarcasm aside, I think I speak for everyone who went to school with him when I say that easily the most amusing time was when, in grade 7, he was escaping a typical lunchroom foodfight, in that doofus-like stride of his, at which point he was hit in the head with an apple. The force jottled him for long enough that a banana was able to land gracefully in the breast pocket of his plaid button up shirt. I think Carr ends the story best with this quote, "He, of course, didn't find it 'til later."
Another moment I look back on with fondness would have to be Aidan, with videocamera hidden in sleeve, walk into Ultracuts and ask for the Brazilian. He was nervous, I mean, we had not forced him into it or anything, but he, well, he was nervous. A few healthy jabs to his ribcage and he was off. The bells jingled as he opened the door and the rest is history.
The conversation went along these lines:
"How much would it cost to like, uhh, shave my pubes?"
"Did you just ask me that!?"
"Oh, so I guess you don't do that here?"
Tiny Problems!!
Bring on the quotes! Here are a few lines devoted to remembering Aidan as he was.. Alive and quotin' (please forgive the cliches):
Ring Ring (Phone Rings)
"Hi I'm a Chinese Restaurant!" -Aidan
"Uhhhh" - Carr
No, he does not have call display.
Recently our's truly was found to be boosting from his mediocre superstore trash cleanup job.
We here at politics wish you all the best on your spiritual journey through purgatory! Don't steal anymore DVD players while you're there! Best of luck!
This just in: Everyone's favorite failure fails again!
For having recently been caught for stealing DVD players from Superstore, the store where he worked, Aidan was given the death penalty early last week. This is a short tribute to a sleeping beauty.
As it has been mentioned in previous posts, there is a 'lexicon' on Aidan's fridge which is really just a bunch of made up words (a prediction of some sort of dog language really) that you're supposed to say when you want his dog Oscar to do something. In spite of recent, ahem, events, we thought it would be nice to collect, from memory, a list of the ones we remember.
"Grectum Vaidan" - Used for lonely nights alone with Oscar when the internet is unplugged.
"Injurbed" - For when Oscar's had enough and has to go to sleep.
"Recitum Lalphabet" - Oscar will recite the Alphabet
"Jackwards Recitum Lalphabet toudle rime!" Oscar will recite the Alphabet in double time. Backwards.
"Torthotropics!" Used to indicate to Aidan he needs to put in his orthotropics.
One of our favorite deceased's all-time, superbly amusing moments can be found here. Sarcasm aside, I think I speak for everyone who went to school with him when I say that easily the most amusing time was when, in grade 7, he was escaping a typical lunchroom foodfight, in that doofus-like stride of his, at which point he was hit in the head with an apple. The force jottled him for long enough that a banana was able to land gracefully in the breast pocket of his plaid button up shirt. I think Carr ends the story best with this quote, "He, of course, didn't find it 'til later."
Another moment I look back on with fondness would have to be Aidan, with videocamera hidden in sleeve, walk into Ultracuts and ask for the Brazilian. He was nervous, I mean, we had not forced him into it or anything, but he, well, he was nervous. A few healthy jabs to his ribcage and he was off. The bells jingled as he opened the door and the rest is history.
The conversation went along these lines:
"How much would it cost to like, uhh, shave my pubes?"
"Did you just ask me that!?"
"Oh, so I guess you don't do that here?"
Tiny Problems!!
Bring on the quotes! Here are a few lines devoted to remembering Aidan as he was.. Alive and quotin' (please forgive the cliches):
Ring Ring (Phone Rings)
"Hi I'm a Chinese Restaurant!" -Aidan
"Uhhhh" - Carr
No, he does not have call display.
Recently our's truly was found to be boosting from his mediocre superstore trash cleanup job.
We here at politics wish you all the best on your spiritual journey through purgatory! Don't steal anymore DVD players while you're there! Best of luck!
