Politics of the Business

Within 10 years there will only be 5 kings left in this world. The King of England and the four kings in a deck of cards.

Vrooom! There's a new show on tonight. It's called Autorotica and will air at 12 on Speed. Here's a prevue of what's to come.


Spoiled!


Well, a new addition was added to the politics Wall of Lame earlier tonight. thataintfunny blogspot shattered the previous induction record of 4 days. This time I posted within 5 minutes of scouring the site. (4 minutes of which was devoted to reviving blood flow through my nuts - notice to anyone planning on going outside: it is cold, you're nuts will freeze). Here is a site sampler:

Love= Pain= Death= Heaven....... Therefore; Love= Heaven
posted by Kay at 4:26 PM

1 Comments:
the matt-hatter said...
love = lieing about loving = sex = possibility of more sex = possibility of unprotected sex = absolute delight and being banned from commenting on this site

In other site news, there is a new post, complete with picture of Aidanman, found on well, our site. And without further ado, here's a wrap-up of what I've been up to lately.


~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
hey do u have a crush on me/

~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
do u?

after school special says:
do i know you?

~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
yes

~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
i met u in jasper last year

after school special says:
really?

~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
remeber?

after school special says:
no?

~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
i remember u

~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
u are soooooooooo hot

~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
and really nice

after school special says:
are you sure we've met?

~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
we were in the hot tub together

after school special says:
im drawin a blank babe

~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
?

after school special says:
seriously, youre kidding right?

~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
nope

after school special says:
dyou have a pic?

~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
i do bu tno ton this computer

~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
do u hae a pic/

~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
?

after school special says:
no, do i know you?

~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell, who really knows anymore.
(As soon as I find out how to do columns, well you know what'll happen).
Do I remember her at all? I'd be lieing if I said I did.

In other news, this friday night fight came out a few weeks ago, upon release of the new Handsome Boy Modeling School cd. Here's a lyrics sampler, (Let's just say modeling boy MVP Del is back at it): "If the world is bad refer to your dad/and here's the four four score/what's the reason you sore for?/karma is real/part of the feel's with how you started the deal/'cause everything in 360, it'll start to cartwheel/it snowballs, so don't forget now cause I told y'all/dead the hate, cause all I do is hold y'all, captive/all in the world you trapped it, relaxin' you can't feel what's happenin'/I deal with facts man"

In case, like I was before midnight, unable to read more than 3 sentences on the site, here is a summary of the article: It compares Eminen's Encore, Snoop Dogg's R&G, and HBMS's White People. Like many of you are already thinking, I agree, Where is the competition?

...on relativity

Eminem : This is that new shit, and by new I mean “gay.” A lot of homosexuality on this record. But, as first week sales have shown, not enough to turn off the consumer.

...on Cluba'peal

Handsome Boy Modeling School : Nothing for the club here. Nothing really to dance to, despite having Jay-Z and RZA on one track! I can’t remember a pairing like this since Big Daddy Kane and Kool G Rap on The Roots record! Fire!

...on innovation

Snoop’s subject matter has been the same for a decade plus, but he’s an integral part of the hip-hop nation. Whether or not he releases the rap version of, say Ok Computer.

...on lyrics

Snoop Dogg : In ’93, I thought Snoop was killin most everybody lyrically. But…what’s that disease, where you don’t grow? Like those weird lookin kids on Maury, that say they’re 27? That’s Snoop.

Handsome Boy Modeling School : On “It’s like That” Casual spits “Alright it’s getting really close to the election day/I’m voting ‘please don’t cut off my Section 8.’”That’s that shit…that shit that hip-hop is missing still. Dres from Black Sheep even got a day pass from the senior center to spit some fire. How ‘bout that?

...Overall

Eminem : Coming from a dude who was the first around here with The Slim Shady EP, the new Eminem makes me wonder whatever happened to that cat. It’s like that old WWF Ultimate Warrior rumor. “The old Slim Shady died, so they got somebody to replace him.” Nah, it’s the same dude. He’s just a license to be extremely goofy, and still move astronomical units. He’ll reel it in for a track or two, but then he throws “Rain Man” at you, and you scratch your head.

Snoop Dogg : I wanted more “Drop It Like It’s Hot” and more Neptunes... (I didn't. I wanted more Neptunes, less synths, and less Dogg).

Handsome Boy Modeling School : Dan and Paul don’t expect Soundscan numbers…and they make records so they’ll never get them. But that’s cool with someone like me, who digs to the bottom of crates, to find stuff like this. As mainstream as this might be to you (you are reading my review on Trickology, after all) I could go down the street…wait no, into a hip-hop club and ask about it, and 9/10 people would have puzzled looks on their faces. They’re missing out on this one. No one could have said this any better.

Are you in your mid-twenties, and been waiting for the west-coast resurrection? This isn’t Nirvana’s “Nevermind” all by itself, but it’ll get a crippled coast in the right direction. I wish I could’ve reviewed Game, Xzibit, and Snoop in the same week. That’d be that skin cancer inducing heat, right there.

In another triumph for the underground, MF Doom's MM Food is riding at number 4 for local sales.



Hip-hop is not dead/only the mind of the MC - K-Os.