Monday, February 07, 2005
I quote, therefore I am
Alright listen, I'm gonna tell ya my story.
kevin says:
tell him i told you hes a big blue lovin' FAG
fit but you know it says:
hahahahahahaha what?!?!
kevin says:
?
My dad's buddy and I were talking about how I'm going to start teaching swimming lessons soon, and about all the qualifications I have have for lifesaving and first aid, and then he's like "yes thats definetly a good thing to have...i remember when i was much younger i was doing a course through st johns ambulance on AR, and back then of course there were no dummies to practice on.. and i remember i was paired with this girl, and of course there wasnt very much concern about exchanging bodily fluids, and we ended up dating ahahah haw haw haw........ nice girl tho, nice... i still remember her to this day"
Life: High Speeds, Faster Music says:
and then some guy broke into my house and stole pizza from the fridge ahha scared the shit outta me fit
but you know it says:
are you fucking kidding?
go_team_lucy says:
are you EVER gonna come visite me at school?
fit but you know it says:
no shut the fuck up
go_team_lucy says:
ur mean
fit but you know it says:
go drink washer fluid
fit but you know it says:
is your 15 y/o sister coming to mac?
thomas. says:
probably
thomas. says:
depends what her parole officer suggests
fit but you know it says:
DUDER
fit but you know it says:
THANK god YOURE HERE
barretopea says:
why did carr break his leg?
we resonate on all your favorite frequencies says:
what does hinton smell of?
Bexta says:
the pulp mill
we resonate on all your favorite frequencies says:
lol
we resonate on all your favorite frequencies says:
wtf is that!
Bexta says:
where they make paper.....
Bexta says:
are ukidding me
Bexta says:
lol
we resonate on all your favorite frequencies says:
a pulp mill is where they make paper?
we resonate on all your favorite frequencies says:
now youre just bullshitting me
So there I was at Rabbit Hill last year, with the school, skoal and the cold, when Carr and I were riding up the T-bar, and nature called. Maybe it was the grease in the fries that I ate at lunch, or maybe it was the sudden desire to wrong-do, either way, I whipped it out. Carr demanded, "Oh my god, are you stupid?" to which I replied, "Dude, I have to piss!"
Perhaps from this point on, the story is better told from Ben's position. He was on the T behind Carr and I:
There I was right, just kinda looking around when I looked down and saw this yellow stuff on the ground, and I'm like "oh my god, is that piss?" and all of a sudden I hear Matt's laugh right, "ahuh huh HUH!" and I just start shaking my head.
and to continue the snowboarding theme..
Carr and I are on the bus from Marmot, it's around 8PM and he has an open pop between his legs, greasy food all over his lap, and the bus starts bouncing. I turn to him as he throws ketchuppy fries into his mouth and point out that "oh yeah, this is a recipe for disaster" he turns, looks me in the eye and says: "
Yeah? Well you're a recipe for pie!"
kevin says:
tell him i told you hes a big blue lovin' FAG
fit but you know it says:
hahahahahahaha what?!?!
kevin says:
?
My dad's buddy and I were talking about how I'm going to start teaching swimming lessons soon, and about all the qualifications I have have for lifesaving and first aid, and then he's like "yes thats definetly a good thing to have...i remember when i was much younger i was doing a course through st johns ambulance on AR, and back then of course there were no dummies to practice on.. and i remember i was paired with this girl, and of course there wasnt very much concern about exchanging bodily fluids, and we ended up dating ahahah haw haw haw........ nice girl tho, nice... i still remember her to this day"
Life: High Speeds, Faster Music says:
and then some guy broke into my house and stole pizza from the fridge ahha scared the shit outta me fit
but you know it says:
are you fucking kidding?
go_team_lucy says:
are you EVER gonna come visite me at school?
fit but you know it says:
no shut the fuck up
go_team_lucy says:
ur mean
fit but you know it says:
go drink washer fluid
fit but you know it says:
is your 15 y/o sister coming to mac?
thomas. says:
probably
thomas. says:
depends what her parole officer suggests
fit but you know it says:
DUDER
fit but you know it says:
THANK god YOURE HERE
barretopea says:
why did carr break his leg?
we resonate on all your favorite frequencies says:
what does hinton smell of?
Bexta says:
the pulp mill
we resonate on all your favorite frequencies says:
lol
we resonate on all your favorite frequencies says:
wtf is that!
Bexta says:
where they make paper.....
Bexta says:
are ukidding me
Bexta says:
lol
we resonate on all your favorite frequencies says:
a pulp mill is where they make paper?
we resonate on all your favorite frequencies says:
now youre just bullshitting me
So there I was at Rabbit Hill last year, with the school, skoal and the cold, when Carr and I were riding up the T-bar, and nature called. Maybe it was the grease in the fries that I ate at lunch, or maybe it was the sudden desire to wrong-do, either way, I whipped it out. Carr demanded, "Oh my god, are you stupid?" to which I replied, "Dude, I have to piss!"
Perhaps from this point on, the story is better told from Ben's position. He was on the T behind Carr and I:
There I was right, just kinda looking around when I looked down and saw this yellow stuff on the ground, and I'm like "oh my god, is that piss?" and all of a sudden I hear Matt's laugh right, "ahuh huh HUH!" and I just start shaking my head.
and to continue the snowboarding theme..
Carr and I are on the bus from Marmot, it's around 8PM and he has an open pop between his legs, greasy food all over his lap, and the bus starts bouncing. I turn to him as he throws ketchuppy fries into his mouth and point out that "oh yeah, this is a recipe for disaster" he turns, looks me in the eye and says: "
Yeah? Well you're a recipe for pie!"
