Thursday, June 16, 2005
My new name is...
Well, not unlike the t-shirt I once heard of that simply read "T-shirts are over", this is the unanimous conclusion that Blogger is over.
Along with so much else that I've lost all respect for over the past year -school year - blogger, a once fine system I used primarily for insulting people has sunk deeper into a crevice of uselessness.
The Following Are Depressing. And, subsequently, examples of why blogger can eat my ass.
The first major issue.. fuck issue, I have the subscription, is this:
http://teano.blogspot.com/
Soft and cuddly teady bear proffessing God's love for me? Check.
Necessary? Absolutely, or, oh wait, what was the Bible again?
And talk about Azn HTML love fantasies!
http://hold-on-to-me.blogspot.com/
Like really, let's get some opinions that run around in circles: you did it fine with the fuckin scripts!
Sites like this keep popping up needlessly all around Blogger. It's killing the negative anti-everything atmosphere we hypocritical adolescents work so hard to maintain. (Over 40? Keep reading.. Yes, it's confusing, but believe me, we have someone working on that too).
The second are sites like these.
http://svxueht.blogspot.com/
People can't find a better way to spread shit through a fan? What happened to good old fashioned telemarketing? At least then you could mess with them. And what about the mail? That reminds me, since when did Maclean's (and therefore, Canadians) start referring to the mail as Snail Mail, and how long is it going to take before it makes it's way into a dictionary and then people start abbrevating it?
Third are the freeloading porn xstacy freaks who ruin any chance of finding something worth reading.
http://allaboutstacysanches.blogspot.com/
Unablogger, come home!
I'm thinking of petitioning to have Blogger change the homepage to politics. It's the only chance freedom loving Americans have!
...Or something like that.
Along with so much else that I've lost all respect for over the past year -school year - blogger, a once fine system I used primarily for insulting people has sunk deeper into a crevice of uselessness.
The Following Are Depressing. And, subsequently, examples of why blogger can eat my ass.
The first major issue.. fuck issue, I have the subscription, is this:
http://teano.blogspot.com/
Soft and cuddly teady bear proffessing God's love for me? Check.
Necessary? Absolutely, or, oh wait, what was the Bible again?
And talk about Azn HTML love fantasies!
http://hold-on-to-me.blogspot.com/
Like really, let's get some opinions that run around in circles: you did it fine with the fuckin scripts!
Sites like this keep popping up needlessly all around Blogger. It's killing the negative anti-everything atmosphere we hypocritical adolescents work so hard to maintain. (Over 40? Keep reading.. Yes, it's confusing, but believe me, we have someone working on that too).
The second are sites like these.
http://svxueht.blogspot.com/
People can't find a better way to spread shit through a fan? What happened to good old fashioned telemarketing? At least then you could mess with them. And what about the mail? That reminds me, since when did Maclean's (and therefore, Canadians) start referring to the mail as Snail Mail, and how long is it going to take before it makes it's way into a dictionary and then people start abbrevating it?
Third are the freeloading porn xstacy freaks who ruin any chance of finding something worth reading.
http://allaboutstacysanches.blogspot.com/
Unablogger, come home!
I'm thinking of petitioning to have Blogger change the homepage to politics. It's the only chance freedom loving Americans have!
...Or something like that.
