Friday, September 23, 2005
McDonald's Employee raped, tortured, pumped full of new, larger, m+m's before being maimed and murdered
In a stunning turn of events in the case of McDonald's employee's families who lost a family member on the way home from work v. McDonald's Restaurants LTD, new evidence has revealed that more than one employee has been killed on the way home from work in the past month.
Yesterday, a Colorado lawyer released a statement to the press from his emotionally-scarred client, Sarah Harris, the latest victim of after-work slayings. "It was terrible, they held me down and shot me in the face! Dieing was the worst thing to ever to happen to me."
The uprooting of the fact that McDonald's has become a prime target for after-work employee killings will only further the case for employee's families looking for restitution. It is still unknown how McDonald's Restaurants will recompense the family's of murdered workers.
Albeit, a spokeswoman for McDonald's released this statement:
"It's true, we don't care about our employees, I mean, come on! We hire kids as young as 14! Our company's primary concern is filling teenagers to the ears with grease (...) It is entirely possible, however, that family's of former expired employees are given the option of accepting a large hamburger settlement."
Canora, it seems, has the highest rate of McDonald's related murders, producing 1.5 in the past minute alone. Community league founder Nei'Borly was unavailable for comment.
Yesterday, a Colorado lawyer released a statement to the press from his emotionally-scarred client, Sarah Harris, the latest victim of after-work slayings. "It was terrible, they held me down and shot me in the face! Dieing was the worst thing to ever to happen to me."
The uprooting of the fact that McDonald's has become a prime target for after-work employee killings will only further the case for employee's families looking for restitution. It is still unknown how McDonald's Restaurants will recompense the family's of murdered workers.
Albeit, a spokeswoman for McDonald's released this statement:
"It's true, we don't care about our employees, I mean, come on! We hire kids as young as 14! Our company's primary concern is filling teenagers to the ears with grease (...) It is entirely possible, however, that family's of former expired employees are given the option of accepting a large hamburger settlement."
Canora, it seems, has the highest rate of McDonald's related murders, producing 1.5 in the past minute alone. Community league founder Nei'Borly was unavailable for comment.
