Friday, December 28, 2007
Area Man Finds Place to Sleep
Boise, ID - It has been reported that area man James McDonald has found a place to sleep. The 32 year old homeless person has been a Boise resident with "no fixed address" since May of last year. Recently, McDonald has been frequenting the shelters and church-organized centers for men and women in his situation, but due to a lack of beds and frequent fighting with the other patrons, had not been sleeping the entire night. Today, however, sources told politics that McDonald has found a place to sleep.
"It will be a great privilege, and not to misstate also the honor that a modest bed, some clean linens, and perhaps even a warm cup of water will bring into my life, breathing anew aspiration filled successes into my black and rotting lungs." said McDonald. He continues,"It will be a struggle of course, as but a man borne back against the ever-crashing tides to find a place of rest for tomorrow. But today, the ship is well on due course, and I shall, with great fortune, undertake this area of leisurely seclusion, and, to the best of my humble abilities, use it fortright to gather energy for the search tomorrow shall surely bring."
"It will be a great privilege, and not to misstate also the honor that a modest bed, some clean linens, and perhaps even a warm cup of water will bring into my life, breathing anew aspiration filled successes into my black and rotting lungs." said McDonald. He continues,"It will be a struggle of course, as but a man borne back against the ever-crashing tides to find a place of rest for tomorrow. But today, the ship is well on due course, and I shall, with great fortune, undertake this area of leisurely seclusion, and, to the best of my humble abilities, use it fortright to gather energy for the search tomorrow shall surely bring."
