Saturday, December 11, 2010
From the unpublished archives, ca. 2004
In yet other news, stock in Dymaxion Enterprises rose 5 points yesterday upon the release of the new James Bond flick. The vehicle is featured prominently in the movie’s chase scene.
Dymaxion’s C.E.O, Jason Vandevyver, released this statement, “The Dymaxion is becoming quite a hit with the children of the baby boomers. It’s sort of a cross between a scion xB and a panzer tank. Plus it is the only vehicle with a pie holder/convection oven!”
We here at politics wish Dymaxion Enterprises the best of luck.
Dymaxion’s C.E.O, Jason Vandevyver, released this statement, “The Dymaxion is becoming quite a hit with the children of the baby boomers. It’s sort of a cross between a scion xB and a panzer tank. Plus it is the only vehicle with a pie holder/convection oven!”
We here at politics wish Dymaxion Enterprises the best of luck.
