Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Cars on the avenue create gridlock, And there's girls like mad at the bus stop, not waitin' on the bus, waitin' on the cash flow, fellas is laugin', gassin' on past hoes.
Brooklyn Queens,
3rd Bass
Brooklyn Queens,
3rd Bass
Sunday, March 06, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
The sad thing about Buck 65 is that you can never go back to him and not be reminded of the old times.
You know how much you can save? I saved a small fortune!
Ya, ya Lummis? There's this guy here calling you a pussy. Ya alright cool?
Are you dead fucking serious with them jeans?
What do you mean?
Them shits are so tight.
What do you mean?
What do you mean what do I mean?
What are you doing man?
I donno, I'm just wearing what I'm wearing.
Ya, ya Lummis? There's this guy here calling you a pussy. Ya alright cool?
Are you dead fucking serious with them jeans?
What do you mean?
Them shits are so tight.
What do you mean?
What do you mean what do I mean?
What are you doing man?
I donno, I'm just wearing what I'm wearing.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Benjamin Gordon Correia-Webb, April 16, 1989 - June 10, 2010
The Benler,
We'll always have The Big Lebowski, the "magic" wiggly, trips through the river valley, Indian inheritances from someone else's dad, camping, water fights, arm jousting, pretending to be a foreign ref (because your running theory was that refs who can't speak english get all the respect), tapping kids on the shoulder with a wrap, Mexico, dance parties in the corsica with yap (although you didn't find this all that funny), panjabi MC, "looks like Aidan had pizza today", illicit videos from QC, ged stupit, busting out into scat, "goin' to the supermarket', the "ones castro smoked", dom p 'the good stuff', dom p 'himself',... and each other.
And although on Friday night everyone was there but you, the five of us will always be together.
"Fun is 1" - Ben C.W.
The Benler,
We'll always have The Big Lebowski, the "magic" wiggly, trips through the river valley, Indian inheritances from someone else's dad, camping, water fights, arm jousting, pretending to be a foreign ref (because your running theory was that refs who can't speak english get all the respect), tapping kids on the shoulder with a wrap, Mexico, dance parties in the corsica with yap (although you didn't find this all that funny), panjabi MC, "looks like Aidan had pizza today", illicit videos from QC, ged stupit, busting out into scat, "goin' to the supermarket', the "ones castro smoked", dom p 'the good stuff', dom p 'himself',... and each other.
And although on Friday night everyone was there but you, the five of us will always be together.
"Fun is 1" - Ben C.W.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
From the unpublished archives, ca. 2004
In yet other news, stock in Dymaxion Enterprises rose 5 points yesterday upon the release of the new James Bond flick. The vehicle is featured prominently in the movie’s chase scene.
Dymaxion’s C.E.O, Jason Vandevyver, released this statement, “The Dymaxion is becoming quite a hit with the children of the baby boomers. It’s sort of a cross between a scion xB and a panzer tank. Plus it is the only vehicle with a pie holder/convection oven!”
We here at politics wish Dymaxion Enterprises the best of luck.
Dymaxion’s C.E.O, Jason Vandevyver, released this statement, “The Dymaxion is becoming quite a hit with the children of the baby boomers. It’s sort of a cross between a scion xB and a panzer tank. Plus it is the only vehicle with a pie holder/convection oven!”
We here at politics wish Dymaxion Enterprises the best of luck.
Shout outs to PMC, the antler, the kid who still doesn't know what obsolete means, and helpin' ham, wherever they are now.
"Dude, why'd you let those mexicans into your store??"
Brown guy: "He is NOT mexican".
"Dude, why'd you let those mexicans into your store??"
Brown guy: "He is NOT mexican".
Wednesday, March 03, 2010
Well, it finally happened: politics has failed at the minor task which was its charge.
We no longer offend you (and you are no longer in high school and/or junior high), and we no longer offend Jason--how could that be? it used to be so easy--but we're still for cruelty to animals, but not dung beetles, so I guess you could say everything worked out on its own. Or by its own accord, if you will.
Even the hit counter has gone the way of haloscan and abandoned us. What was the final count when it died? 18000? 36600? 1 Million? Man, this place was beginning to feel like a Nickelodean chat room.
Amen to that, mother fucker.
See ya on down the dusty trail,
friend.
We no longer offend you (and you are no longer in high school and/or junior high), and we no longer offend Jason--how could that be? it used to be so easy--but we're still for cruelty to animals, but not dung beetles, so I guess you could say everything worked out on its own. Or by its own accord, if you will.
Even the hit counter has gone the way of haloscan and abandoned us. What was the final count when it died? 18000? 36600? 1 Million? Man, this place was beginning to feel like a Nickelodean chat room.
Amen to that, mother fucker.
See ya on down the dusty trail,
friend.
Monday, February 08, 2010
Haloscan, the engine that runs the now-defunct comment boards on politics is being shutdown on the 18th of February, 2010.
In order to commemorate this sad occasion, I will now quote from what I believe has become my favorite comment string:
Carr - Uh, I'm going to let Jason handle this one....
Jason - Just a minute! I'm utilizing a contraceptive profilactic!
In order to commemorate this sad occasion, I will now quote from what I believe has become my favorite comment string:
Carr - Uh, I'm going to let Jason handle this one....
Jason - Just a minute! I'm utilizing a contraceptive profilactic!
